Big Brother is Watching You and He Lies!

True story. Earlier this year, Matthew was working late one Sunday night when there was a stern thumping on the front door. There were two of Meadowbank’s finest constabulary. Apparently his Android cell-phone had dialled “111” and treated the emergency operator to sounds of a violent domestic incident. They tracked the number and were at the door within minutes. Not being satisfied with his protestations of innocence, they duly woke up Mrs Roscoe to ensure that she had in fact not been beating him up and then turned their attention to the cell-phone. It showed no record of any calls being made that day.

Don’t trust the little green robot, he is a sneak!